Tuesday 26 March 2013

Topic game of March 14, 2013

  • Ladies, I learned this trick from my grandpa! If you let me put my ear to your crotch, I can tell you how easy you are. (Topic "lady" suggested by Ankica Bozikova)
  • Writing a children's poem! Just need something that rhymes with "serial pooper" and I'm done!(Topic "child" suggested by Johnny Lopez)
  • (Topic "Goofy" suggested by Sovec Ivan)



    • I found out yesterday that the words "false information" spelled backwards is the same! (Topic "word" by Ashley Liermann)
    • So if my ears are burning because someone is talking about me, what exactly does it mean when my crotch is itching? Just curious!
      (Topic "burn" by
      Bharat Bajoria)
    • The best part of this movie was when my girlfriend fell down the aisle trying to get me some popcorn. (Topic "popcorn" by Jasmine Loredo)
    •  Peeing in the day- *pssss trickle trickle*

      Peeing in the middle of the night- *WOOOOSSSSSHHHH PSSSSSHHHHHH IT's the fucking NIAGARA FALLS* (Topic "Trickle" by Robert Ramsey)
    • Damn, I think I just spilled beer all over........ the inside of my stomach. (Topic "stomach" by Prastut Sharma Rizal)
    • I just tripped and fell over my neighbor's bra in her bathroom...........this place is boobie trapped! (Topic "b**bies" by Co-admin Mayurika ( \m/ ))
    • Topic "boys" by Ashley Jones

Tuesday 12 March 2013

Laugh of your life - 13th March 2013

  • God- Ok. I don't know who came up with "1 like= 1 prayer"? But who ever it is, I'm sending them to Hell. 
  • Police asked a Thief: Why You stole 3 Times in the same Store?

    Thief:- I stole one Dress for my Wife & I went to change it Twice..
    :D :P
  • This halloween, Justin Bieber will dress up as a boy!
  • Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
    .
    Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
    .
    Son: "Ohh Well I am wondering isn't that what M.O.M stands for hmm?" (Dheeraj Agrawal)
  • My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!... (Dheeraj Agrawal)
  •  Difference between force and gravity is that you can't gravity a woman to have sex with you! 
 Make sure you check out our Facebook page, Laugh of your life. Also send us your jokes and I'll post them up here and on our page. As you can see I have posted a couple of fan posts above. I'll leave you guys with a picture as always. Good day, wherever you are! :)

Monday 4 March 2013

Laugh of your life - 4th March 2013

  • Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do....
  • The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like, hey you I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.
  • Don't fall in love with tennis players! For them, love means nothing!
  • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

    ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,

    ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
  • How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows; they never get the house.
Make sure you check out our Facebook page, Laugh of your life. And also send us your jokes and I'll post them up here and on our page. I'll leave you guys with a picture. Good day, wherever you are! :)

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Sunday 3 March 2013

Laugh of your life - 3rd March 2013

  • For sale: Dignity, hardly ever used. Comes with sense of shame (still in box). Inbox me for details.
  • One time I sneezed during sex, and that's how this couple knew that I was watching them! 
  • Research showed that the main cause of rats' cancer is research!
  • I want to be rich like my dad... My dad always wanted to be rich too.
  • Shakespeare: "To be or not to be."
    Satre: "To do is to be."
    Socrates: "To be is to do."
    Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."
  • You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says "whatever."
  • It's been SO long that I think my virginity is growing back!
  • In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party,…
  • OMG he is winning the argument and sounds correct. Let's win this by shedding a few tears.
    -Female Logic

Make sure you check out our Facebook page, Laugh of your life. And also send us your jokes and I'll post them up here and on our page. I'll leave you guys with a picture that made me laugh a long time ago. Good day, wherever you are! :)


Tuesday 26 February 2013

Facebook joke page

Hi guys,

           This is the official blog for our Facebook page: Laugh of your life. If you haven't yet, I want you to go check out our page. We have 5 cool admins(ahem...including me) and we bring you the newest and the most AWESOME jokes. Feel free to use our jokes on your Facebook profile, your twitter, etc. Now you might be having a few questions in your mind like:


> there are tons of joke pages on Facebook, so why choose Laugh of your life?  
   To understand why? I want you to take 5 minutes of your time and go through our Facebook page timeline.

> So we have a Facebook, what do we do here? 
For daily updates you can check our Facebook page. But I'll be posting up a bunch of pictures and jokes here, so you can come back and read anytime.
  
> Ok! so just following our jokes? what else?
We are looking for your participation too. If you have something funny, let us know! Post it to us on Facebook, or comment here. If we find it funny, we'll add it here with your name.

> Are all jokes posted by Laugh of your life, originals?
No! they aren't! But we do have a lot of our own.

I know there should be a few more questions to analytically prove how awesome this page is, but I'm guessing, by now you'll know! ;-)

With the introduction of this, now we have a Facebook page and a blog. Soon we'll be on Twitter too. So wait for our posts, I'll be updating regularly! Hope you have a nice day and don't forget to follow.

Regards