Monday, 17 March 2014

Whatsapp: Women across country stage dharna against ‘Hide Last Seen’ feature on Whatsapp

New Delhi. In a move widely condemned by women who like to keep tabs on their partners, namely all women, Whatsapp has enabled users to hide their Last Seen timestamp across all platforms.
Irate female protesters were seen staging dharna at Jantar Mantar holding placards saying ‘Right To Spy’ and wearing Anna-styled ‘Main Hoon NSA’ caps. A visibly angry participant shouted, “Normally, I would take his case if he were online and not talking to me. It was like a Tom & Jerry game, except I caught him every time! This blatant return of privacy is completely unexpected, especially from Zuckerberg!”

In a one-off case, Rahul Gandhi’s monotonous agenda of women empowerment has found resonance with the cause, resulting in critics having a tough time finding the lack of relevance in his speeches. “Women empowerment is crucial for our country. Even in our government, a lady keeps constant watch over the PM’s activities. To counter this move by Whatsapp, we will soon be launching the Rajiv Gandhi Aakhiri Samay Suchak Yojana,” said the 43-yr old youth leader.
Meanwhile, males across the country have reportedly been cheering for the man who has brought about this revolutionary change in their life. “First, Juckerberg bhai made Facebook profile pictures public by default, thereby enabling us to use social media better for.. erm.. research purposes. This new step of removing the timestamp has also provided some breathing space in our lives to concentrate on our research,” a relieved reveler said.
Mukesh, 21, an innocent victim who was beaten up by his girlfriend for not replying despite seeing her message was located by our FN team at the local hospital. On being asked about Last Seen, he managed to say, “The only Last Scene I remember is her pulverizing me into the floor for not replying in time” before passing out again.
iPhone owners have meanwhile grabbed the opportunity to mock Android users about the feature being already available on iOS. “iPhones are always at the cutting edge of technology, after cutting a hole in your pocket. This is one of the many small things that justify my unreasonable purchase of Rs. 60,000 despite seemingly inferior specs,” he said before proceeding to flirt with Siri.
The reaction of Nokia users was not a lot, like the number of apps they have.
This reporter tried his best to locate Blackberry owners to elicit comments, but could not find any by the time of going to press.

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Laugh of Your Life: Official 'Batman: Arkham Knight' Trailer Reveals Driveable Batmobile

This is no movie trailer. Despite the narrator's cinematic voice, the video above is actually forBatman: Arkham Knight, the finale in the Arkham game series.
The trailer teases intense game-play, and most importantly, the newly-designed Batmobile will be driveable for the first time in this franchise. The game will feature an open-world Gotham that is supposedly going to be larger than the world in Batman: Arkham City.
In the game, Batman must protect Gotham City from the return of Scarecrow and his gang of super villains including Penguin, Two-Face and Harley Quinn.
The official release date is still unknown, however the game's publisher confirmed a 2014 release to Kotaku for PC, PS4, and Xbox One.

Monday, 3 March 2014

Coldplay announces new album. Download the new single "MAGIC"

Coldplay have just officially announced their new album entitled Ghost Stories, due out May 19 via Parlophone. This is the band’s sixth album, which follows 2011′s record-turned comic book, Mylo Xyloto.
Also out of the ether, the band let loose the first single from the album, a song called “Magic”. You can download the sweetly new song, the one little bit of R&B swing to it called “Magic” on iTunes right now. 
Below are the artwork and the tracklisting for the album, which includes their previously released song, the Bon Iver-sounding  “Midnight”. For the new track, it’s decidedly more in Coldplay’s wheelhouse, even using a tinny Roland drum machine for parts of it to jive with where pop rock is right now. It’s more like the Chris Martin we know, the one who will buy some Banksy heart-balloon art. He didn’t use it as the album art, but it’s close.
 Coldplay – Ghost Stories tracklist:
01. Always In My Head
02. Magic
03. Ink
04. True Love
05. Midnight
06. Another’s Arms
07. Oceans
08. A Sky Full Of Stars
09. O

Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Topic game of March 14, 2013

  • Ladies, I learned this trick from my grandpa! If you let me put my ear to your crotch, I can tell you how easy you are. (Topic "lady" suggested by Ankica Bozikova)
  • Writing a children's poem! Just need something that rhymes with "serial pooper" and I'm done!(Topic "child" suggested by Johnny Lopez)
  • (Topic "Goofy" suggested by Sovec Ivan)

    • I found out yesterday that the words "false information" spelled backwards is the same! (Topic "word" by Ashley Liermann)
    • So if my ears are burning because someone is talking about me, what exactly does it mean when my crotch is itching? Just curious!
      (Topic "burn" by
      Bharat Bajoria)
    • The best part of this movie was when my girlfriend fell down the aisle trying to get me some popcorn. (Topic "popcorn" by Jasmine Loredo)
    •  Peeing in the day- *pssss trickle trickle*

      Peeing in the middle of the night- *WOOOOSSSSSHHHH PSSSSSHHHHHH IT's the fucking NIAGARA FALLS* (Topic "Trickle" by Robert Ramsey)
    • Damn, I think I just spilled beer all over........ the inside of my stomach. (Topic "stomach" by Prastut Sharma Rizal)
    • I just tripped and fell over my neighbor's bra in her bathroom...........this place is boobie trapped! (Topic "b**bies" by Co-admin Mayurika ( \m/ ))
    • Topic "boys" by Ashley Jones

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Laugh of your life - 13th March 2013

  • God- Ok. I don't know who came up with "1 like= 1 prayer"? But who ever it is, I'm sending them to Hell. 
  • Police asked a Thief: Why You stole 3 Times in the same Store?

    Thief:- I stole one Dress for my Wife & I went to change it Twice..
    :D :P
  • This halloween, Justin Bieber will dress up as a boy!
  • Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
    Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
    Son: "Ohh Well I am wondering isn't that what M.O.M stands for hmm?" (Dheeraj Agrawal)
  • My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!... (Dheeraj Agrawal)
  •  Difference between force and gravity is that you can't gravity a woman to have sex with you! 
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Monday, 4 March 2013

Laugh of your life - 4th March 2013

  • Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do....
  • The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like, hey you I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.
  • Don't fall in love with tennis players! For them, love means nothing!
  • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

    ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,

    ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
  • How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows; they never get the house.
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Sunday, 3 March 2013

Laugh of your life - 3rd March 2013

  • For sale: Dignity, hardly ever used. Comes with sense of shame (still in box). Inbox me for details.
  • One time I sneezed during sex, and that's how this couple knew that I was watching them! 
  • Research showed that the main cause of rats' cancer is research!
  • I want to be rich like my dad... My dad always wanted to be rich too.
  • Shakespeare: "To be or not to be."
    Satre: "To do is to be."
    Socrates: "To be is to do."
    Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."
  • You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says "whatever."
  • It's been SO long that I think my virginity is growing back!
  • In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party,…
  • OMG he is winning the argument and sounds correct. Let's win this by shedding a few tears.
    -Female Logic

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